Food for the the nerd in all of us. George Lucas is about to release the Star Wars Trilogy (you know, the ones that didn’t suck) in their original format. Sans the extra wanking. Mind you this tripe will be included as an added feature. Not that this is any surprise as we all believe George. After all, it’s not about the money is it?

With this move, Lucas has managed to surprise absolutely nobody except for a few clinically credulous people who actually believed Lucas when he said, “There is no way I am releasing the original film versions on DVD ever, seriously. I’m not going to do it, so you may as well go buy all the versions I am releasing, because there’s no reason to suspect that you’re just going to have to buy them again when the original versions come out on DVD in late 2006. Believe me here. If I’m lying, you can make me eat a llama.” Lucas answered “no comment” when asked about this statement, but I have since learned that he has canceled all trips to South America.

I understand that Llama goes well with a nice bottle of Chianti, or was that…

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