From the “Jon Stewart will never need to look for work as long as these jokers breathe” files… The Republican Party wants you to have a party.  In fact, if you have a great party, and the pickle jar gets really full of greenbacks, and you send all those greenbacks to the nice folks at RNC, and you’re one of the top five party people, you’ll get… a video iPod.

Make sure you steer clear of federal election fundraising pitfalls with this handy set of legal disclaimers:

GOP House Parties are informal, grassroots “parties” attended by supporters of President Bush with virtually no cost to the host or those in attendance and are not official Republican National Committee events.

To comply with federal law, GOP House Parties hosted at a person’s home must be paid for by the person hosting the event and the person cannot spend more than a total of $2,000 on in-home GOP House Parties .

You may not charge admission of request donations in order to attend.

Individuals hosting a GOP House Party may not accept any contributions other than those made through their MyGOP site.

Contributions are not tax deductible as charitable contributions.

Let me tell you - my calendar is already booked for May 22nd!  I can hardly wait to get together with the rest of the brownshirts (with a special rec room party for the kids) and figure out how to rat out my friends and neighbors for the sake of Securing the FatherHomeland.

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