Here is proof that there is no justice in the world. In the country that gave us various sexual activities we find this sad sad announcement:
City hall has issued a decree banning indecent clothing to preserve the tranquillity of the sandy beaches created on the banks of the River Seine every summer since [...]

This person (and I use that term lightly) is a complete waste of life. Why the media pays attention to her is mind numbing. Coulter is a waste, a crappy writer and a hate monger. I refuse to write about this stain after today. I hope she leaves to go play catch with the warring [...]

Jeebus! So, like I saw this guy, and he must have been a terrorist cuz like he was looking like he was a terrorist and he might have thought about being bad and crap like that.
A draft being circulated within the administration says the more defendant-friendly court-martial system is “not practicable in trying enemy combatants” [...]

From CNN:
President Bush’s penchant for writing exceptions to laws he has just signed violates the Constitution, an American Bar Association task force says in a report highly critical of the practice.
The ABA group, which includes a one-time FBI director and former federal appeals court judge, said the president has overstepped his authority in attaching challenges [...]

The Kerala region of India is known for their cooking, namely fish based dishes. Well, the term “it’s raining cats and dogs” took on a decidely different spin this past Thursday.
When the clouds broke last Thursday, villagers said they saw small, pencil-thin live fish falling from the sky.
“Initially no one noticed it. But soon, [...]

This is a bit of a tangent for us at Nine Baud but nevertheless. The decline of the american empire is in full swing. We saw porn star, Mary Carey, run for office in California in 2003 and now we find Mimi Demayo running for office in Nevada.
Mimi delivered her first campaign speech Tuesday night. [...]

Words cannot encompass the amusement that oozes from my person.
Beer company executive, chief commercial pitcher and former Senate candidate Pete Coors confirmed Thursday he was cited in May for driving under the influence of alcohol after leaving a friend’s wedding celebration.
You just can’t make up shit like this.
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Now what the hell kinda course was this teacher giving?
Apparently he was handling the grenade when it went off. He has been identified as Abdul Rahman. A security official said on condition of anonymity that the pin on his grenade was accidentally removed, and that two of his companions were wounded in the blast.
I [...]

During a CNN interview with Lewis Black, he demands that they take down that blasted ticker from the bottom of the screen. Best part…they did it.

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When higher education puts the stress on “high”. Columbia University and UC Berkeley sat down and decided to try and figure out why UN diplomats don’t pay their parking tickets. Um, ok.
Their main finding was that diplomats were more likely to run up unpaid parking fines if they hailed from countries with a history of [...]