Archive for July, 2006
Now I’ve heard about big tippers but, this one takes the cake.
Baker has used Faraj, a native of Lebanon, as his driver on trips to Chicago for several years. Making small talk months ago, Baker learned of Faraj’s poor health and struggle to find a kidney donor with a matching blood type.
“At that time, [...]
Please, whatever you do, for the love of (insert deity) don’t be eating while you read this piece.
Hundreds of people are thronging a hospital in the eastern Indian city of Kolkata to see a patient holding a piece of his own skull that fell off.
Doctors say a large, dead section of 25-year-old electrician Sambhu Roy’s [...]
Former Bush Pick Busted!
An immigration problem with a nanny, my ass.
Bernard Kerik, the former New York City police commissioner and onetime Bush cabinet nominee, pleaded guilty in June 2006 to a pair of misdemeanors for improperly accepting $165,000 in gifts while working as Gotham’s jails boss.
One down…
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This is too funny for words. Coffee came out of my nose.
In the past, LASIK surgery was an expensive procedure that could only be performed by skilled professionals in a doctor’s office or eye clinic. Often costing upwards of $1000 per eye and almost never covered by insurance, Laser-Assisted In Situ Keratomileusis (LASIK) was beyond [...]
Enron Founder Ken Lay Dies
Well, there’s one sure fire way to get out of a jail sentence. So, no thick necked guy named bubba will be breathing on the back of Ken Lay’s head afterall. No tears to be shed by me for this clown.
In a statement, spokeswoman Kelly Kimberly said, “The Lays have a very large family with [...]
Sometimes a funny gag can go wayyyy to far.
OK, so not everyone is into football, and to those who are not enthusiasts this must feel like the longest month ever, but that hardly justifies the sick joke that unknown perpetrators played recently on football fans in Berlin. Someone seems to have gone out of their [...]
A British woman that had suffered a stroke awoke with a Jamaican accent. Having lived in Canada for a period of time it’s entirely possible that she simply had a hankering for some 420.
Most people believe that she sounds Jamaican. Ms Walker said: “I got very down about it at first. It was so strange [...]
You know I really don;t have any words that can cover this one.
A Manhattan face-painter and balloon-animal maker said overzealous cops tackled him off his bike, shoved two guns to his head and threw him in the slammer for more than four hours - all because his misplaced balloon pump looked like a bomb.
Hmmm, [...]
From the ‘don’t look behind that curtain’ files we find that Microsoft has allegedly dropped key pieces of it’s Windows Genuine Advantage notification after having pissed off a lot of people. Evidently with pirated copies of XP. That being said Microsoft has backed away from WGA. You know folks, there are OTHER operating sytems out [...]
What a Dumbass
…and yes, this site is still alive
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