It’s so boring that a local preacher is on a campaign to stamp out…well…what he sees as smut.
From the AP:
If the Rev. David Baer has his way, the Whitewood City Council will change the name of one of the northern Black Hills town’s streets.
Hooker Street doesn’t quite lend itself to a family atmosphere and [...]

…and we’re back.
You just can’t make this stuff up.
From the Telegraph UK:
Daniel French, 24, made “sexual motions” towards metal railings in Leicester Square Gardens after being challenged by police in the early hours of Sunday morning, Westminster Magistrates’ Court was told.
“He said words to the effect of: ‘I’m going to have sex with that fence’,” [...]