…and we’re back.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

From the Telegraph UK:

Daniel French, 24, made “sexual motions” towards metal railings in Leicester Square Gardens after being challenged by police in the early hours of Sunday morning, Westminster Magistrates’ Court was told.

“He said words to the effect of: ‘I’m going to have sex with that fence’,” said Philip Lemoine, prosecuting.

“The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave. He was drunk and there were some sexual motions - drunken silliness - to the railings.”

Mr Lemoine added: “French said he had a relative who was a solicitor and would teach the police a lesson.”

Ah sobriety must have hurt that guy like nobody’s business.

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