It’s so boring that a local preacher is on a campaign to stamp out…well…what he sees as smut.
From the AP:
If the Rev. David Baer has his way, the Whitewood City Council will change the name of one of the northern Black Hills town’s streets.
Hooker Street doesn’t quite lend itself to a family atmosphere and [...]

…and we’re back.
You just can’t make this stuff up.
From the Telegraph UK:
Daniel French, 24, made “sexual motions” towards metal railings in Leicester Square Gardens after being challenged by police in the early hours of Sunday morning, Westminster Magistrates’ Court was told.
“He said words to the effect of: ‘I’m going to have sex with that fence’,” [...]

Um, yipes?
A Canadian mother has frozen her eggs for use by her seven-year-old daughter, who is likely to become infertile.
Should the girl opt to use the eggs and gain regulatory approval, she would effectively have a baby that was her half-brother or sister.
Critics said the work, presented at a fertility conference in Lyon, was deeply [...]

I could not agree more. My wife recently became a Canadian citizen and I studied along with her to prepare for the exam. I was embarrassed to admit that I was getting quite a few questions wrong.

“Canadians appear to be losing knowledge when it comes to the most basic questions about Canadian history, politics, [...]