…and we’re back.
You just can’t make this stuff up.
From the Telegraph UK:
Daniel French, 24, made “sexual motions” towards metal railings in Leicester Square Gardens after being challenged by police in the early hours of Sunday morning, Westminster Magistrates’ Court was told.
“He said words to the effect of: ‘I’m going to have sex with that fence’,” [...]

Exposure to methane gas led to the deaths of four family members and a farmhand, but whether they suffocated from the fumes or drowned in 18 inches of liquefied cow manure may never be known, authorities said.
No autopsies were planned, in part because investigators believed the deaths on a Rockingham County dairy farm were accidental, [...]