It’s only about a week old, but a new pizza place in Winnipeg has already aroused attention — not for its pizza pie, but for the racy extra that comes with it.
Patrons must be 18 years and older to order from Porno Pizza, which delivers pornographic material inserted under every pizza.
The venture, the brainchild of [...]

Let the fireworks begin!
A federal judge today gave the green light to the so-called D.C. Madam to distribute phone records that contain the numbers of her upscale and connected clientele. In a ruling filed in U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C., Judge Gladys Kessler vacated two previous orders that barred veteran pimp Deborah Palfrey, 51, [...]

You just can’t make this shit up
The elk was probably eating fermented apples in a garden and had become inebriated, Caiman said.
Elk can weigh as much as 500 kilos (1,100 lb) and personnel at the school described the erratic male as “completely mad”.
“The children are really scared,” the receptionist at the school [...]

There are no words….
The thorny question rocked Italy’s lower house, home to Europe’s first transvestite MP, on Friday.
“You can’t use this lavatory. This is the women’s bathroom,” Vladimir Luxuria reported being told by centre-right lawmaker Elisabetta Gardini on Friday, triggering a spat that forced the speaker of parliament to intervene.
I’m glad it’s Friday. [...]

This is rather amusing. It speaks a great deal to the need to be sure what your kids are doing online.
Jack Neal briefly became the proud owner of a pink convertible car after he managed to buy it for 9,000 pounds on the Internet despite being only three years old.
Jack’s mother told the BBC she [...]

This is freaking hilarious. This site has a piece on 31 ways to lace your shoes. Amusing…
My diagrams are all drawn as though looking from the front of the shoe, such that the lower part of the lacing is at the bottom of the diagram, and are colour-coded to make it easier to follow where [...]

Here is proof that there is no justice in the world. In the country that gave us various sexual activities we find this sad sad announcement:
City hall has issued a decree banning indecent clothing to preserve the tranquillity of the sandy beaches created on the banks of the River Seine every summer since [...]

This is a bit of a tangent for us at Nine Baud but nevertheless. The decline of the american empire is in full swing. We saw porn star, Mary Carey, run for office in California in 2003 and now we find Mimi Demayo running for office in Nevada.
Mimi delivered her first campaign speech Tuesday night. [...]

During a CNN interview with Lewis Black, he demands that they take down that blasted ticker from the bottom of the screen. Best part…they did it.

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An immigration problem with a nanny, my ass.
Bernard Kerik, the former New York City police commissioner and onetime Bush cabinet nominee, pleaded guilty in June 2006 to a pair of misdemeanors for improperly accepting $165,000 in gifts while working as Gotham’s jails boss.
One down…
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