This is too funny for words. Coffee came out of my nose.
In the past, LASIK surgery was an expensive procedure that could only be performed by skilled professionals in a doctor’s office or eye clinic. Often costing upwards of $1000 per eye and almost never covered by insurance, Laser-Assisted In Situ Keratomileusis (LASIK) was beyond [...]

A British woman that had suffered a stroke awoke with a Jamaican accent. Having lived in Canada for a period of time it’s entirely possible that she simply had a hankering for some 420.
Most people believe that she sounds Jamaican. Ms Walker said: “I got very down about it at first. It was so strange [...]

You know I really don;t have any words that can cover this one.
A Manhattan face-painter and balloon-animal maker said overzealous cops tackled him off his bike, shoved two guns to his head and threw him in the slammer for more than four hours - all because his misplaced balloon pump looked like a bomb.
Hmmm, [...]

From the “It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy” files… According to a posting on Truth Out, it appears that Karl Rove was indicted on friday.
From the article:
Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald spent more than half a day Friday at the offices of Patton Boggs, the law firm representing Karl Rove.
During the course of that [...]

Despite the threat of fines the timid booth bunnies have returned to E3.

The booth babes had prowled the halls at the Los Angeles Convention Center, where E3 is held each year, in costumes meant to invoke various video game characters–costumes that in many cases were little more than bikinis.
Booth babes have been such an attraction [...]

From the “I’m sorry, I fail to understand how your failed business model is my problem” files… This story about DVD sniffing dogs makes me just about hork my dinner onto my keyboard.  They’ve actually trained dogs to smell polycarbonates.  How is this ok?
Kinda makes me thing twice about shipping anything through FedEX. Seriously, [...]

From the “world of HAHAHAHA” Google had a little egg on their faces today. The press was invited to the Google compound for it’s yearly briefing only to find the wireless network had tanked. Oops. Too funny.
However, on this much anticipated day, Wednesday, the Google wireless network wasn’t working for group of about 100 journalists, [...]